I just like to tell everyone i'm gay. But all the guys i have asked out said no and beat me up. So i like to pretend that other people then me at gay and i am just a normal person look likes to smell farts and fuck there sister. But no matter how much i pretend to other people deep down inside me i know im gay and i wish to share that with you.
Now that we have made up i really need your help and advise. I really like Tim in my cooking class. But i don't think he is gay. He had a girlfriend. But i got rid of her. After school i put on a disguse and followed her. When she half way home i ran over to her and tackled her and beat the shit out of her. Now she is in hospital with a coma. Since she was in a coma Tim broke up with her. Now that be doesn't have a girlfriend how do i turn him gay? Is there so sort of a turn gay pill?
A turn gay pill would be cool. I would give one to tim and one to president George Bush. Then we could go into a room in the white house and have gay sex.
So what finally advise do you have for turning tim gay so i can fuck his sexy ass?
ps. I WIN!!! YOU LOSE!!! That mean i get to have gay sex with all of you. YIPPPEEE.
