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LOL!

LOL!!

Well, I've been drinking QUIT HEAVILY and I am just signing on to do my "maidly duties" (shut up eom)before I sign off for the night

HAHAHAHA!!

...no wait, I guess that wasn't "techniqully" a joke (nor was that last word spelled correctly) but still...um...uh...I think I saw something funny on TV or something.

LOL!

OK...SO...I just wanted to say that I have been haveing a very, very big problem with you guys calling up my house, posing as "creditors" and demanding payment for things I bought a long, long time age...

...this must stop at once. I know it's you guys because I never ordered anything they are asking for like a "Hustler subscription" or "gay Porn videos" or a "Philipino Mail-Order Bride" (and neither did my husband, I even asked him).

I'm also quite irked that several of you have chosen to break into my house recently and "hide my car keys" and "rummage through my purse" and "steal my husband and make him come home at 10:00 am smelling like cologne, perfume, liquor, and a Philipino woman" and "grab me while I am sleeping and place me in a place where I wake up in a pool of my own vomit (normally the kitchen, but sometimes the livingroom)...

...THIS MUST STOP AT ONCE!!

hold on...I'm going to go stumble i mean walk into the kitchen and clkean the dishes I mean go to sleep I meen hold on i feel sicknhj mymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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