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Kenjo: hi again, how are you doing?

TGP: well, i'm a little tired, but i'm fine. how're you?

Kenjo: I am fine too you like to talk?

TGP: sure, i still have 30 minutes before i have to go to bed. what do you want to talk about?

Kenjo: hm your skills :-))))

TGP: hehe, you're a pretty straightforward guy aren't you?

Kenjo: think so :-)) why do you ask?

TGP: it was just an observation.

Kenjo: oh I see how are you about that?

TGP: well, i usually just say what i think.

Kenjo: its cool so do you want to talk about it?

TGP: sure

Kenjo: cool why did you fix it in your details?

TGP: well, i do masturbate ,i guess all guys do that i've been doing it for so many years now, it's like a hobby to me ;) and it looks funny

Kenjo: cool, same attitude to that from me how often do you do it?? do you have cool techniques

TGP: i guess about 3/4 times a week. well, the showerhead is one of the cooler techniques

Kenjo: I do it once a day how do you do it with the showerhead?

TGP: i try to make it give a strong focused beam, and aim it at the top of my penis ever been to Jackinworld.com?
(note: existing site, quite amusing to visit)

Kenjo: cool technique ever did it with a friend? yes have been there

TGP: no, but i'd like to

Kenjo: cool, why didnt you try then?

TGP: i have the advantage of being sexually attracted to both men and women, i think it makes it even more pleasurable for me never had the chance, i guess

Kenjo: wow cool, same here :-))) do you think of guys while 'aftrekken'?

(note: a dutch word for masturbating?, this made me think......)
(is someone i know trying to trick me?)
(this makes the game even more fun)

TGP: did you ever do it with another guy

Kenjo: where do you live ?

TGP: Nijmegen

(note: a randomly picked Dutch city ;)

Kenjo: yes I did and I liked it you want to meet sometimes?

TGP: no, that doesn't sound like a good idea

Kenjo: oh why not?

TGP: well, i'm not fond of the idea of meeting strangers whom i've only talked to on the net. have you ever done it with animals?

Kenjo: I did not mean meeting this weekend :-)) but we can become friends here, because we have same living!! and then meet sometimes. What do you think? Yes I tried once - you?

(note:same living?...bad english, but it seems like our
(little friend knows me, time to turn it up a notch)

TGP: well, horses seem to be nice, but when i tried dogs they usually bite me. bad thing is, horses are hard to get these days with the foot&mouth disease crisis in Holland

Kenjo: so you did it??

TGP: of course, who doesn't. it's the reason people have pets, isn't it.

Kenjo: dont think so

TGP: well, what sort of pets have you done it with then? and were they male or female pets?

Kenjo: once I stroked a male dog, when I was 14 you?

TGP: well, dogs tend to bite me, so i went on to other pets i still want to try a sheep once ;)

Kenjo: what are your experiences on it

TGP: tell me about your experiences first.....

Kenjo: just told you

TGP: i've had quite positive experiences with horses, they're so clever and friendly.

Kenjo: what did you do with them?

TGP: softly stroke them and say sweet things to them.

Kenjo: did they come? you feel horny doing that?

TGP: ah, fuck i'm getting tired thanks for the chat-session, i'll be sure to post it somewhere we'll be laughing our ass of hehehe, this was great fun, and it actually gave me a good chance to try out my sick sense of humor again

Kenjo: wow, how cool you are feel happy

TGP: it has nothing to do with cool. don't take it personal, *lol*

Kenjo: its poor you need to cheat other people to have fun are you sure you havent been cheated?

TGP: no, i was aware of the fact that you tried to cheat me from the beginning *lol* i'm not stUUUUUUUUUUUUUUpid hehehe you have to get up earlier to cheat me, only thing i haven't figured out is who you are, but it doesn't matter.... i had my fun, and so did you

Kenjo: would habe been more fun for me to make a new friend

TGP: well, i don't need any more friends, i already have very good ones. but you sure gave me a laugh. the last time it happened was when a muslim guy tried to convince me through ICQ to believe in Allah. hehehe i laughed my ass of while talking to him

TGP: *waiting for a reply*

TGP: *still waiting*

TGP: *getting bored again*

TGP: come on, give me just a few more good laughs. i'll kill myself if you don't

Kenjo: you bore me with your simple mind

TGP: simplicity is the fabric of existence...... so, who are you anyway?

Kenjo: how should I trust you again?

TGP: trust is irrelevant

Kenjo: not for me

TGP: maybe not.... but i just can't think of a reason for you to trust me

Kenjo: thats right

TGP: what gives you the idea that you can trust someone on icq?

Kenjo: my good experiences in the past

TGP: you're not the 1st person to be cheated, and certainly not the last. you ask such sick Q's, and then expect to get believed and trusted. i trust almost nobody, never done it and never will

Kenjo: thats poor I got very good friends by trusting people at the beginning

TGP: there are a few people i trust, and you're not one of them but it ends there.

TGP: anyhow, i'm getting tired of this gonna go to bed and sleep.

TGP: btw, it finishes here........i had enough fun i'm gonna remove you from my list, and all messages will