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"Leon"

I met this 40 year old black janitor, Leon, at my high school recently. He has been sort of coming on to me and I need your honest advice.

I have never been with a black man before, just white and asian boys my own age. I KNOW the legend is that they are HUGE. In fact, Leon has, what he calls, a "monstah shaft". I am a little afraid of my ability to take on a load of this supposed size.

Tonight I have been shoving those 12-pack emergency white candles in my rectum...I can get up to three but that is gradually. My concern is that all of Leon will be shoved in my tender young rear at once.

My good friend Guardian on the MMLMFC board suggested I purchase a shoe horn to help assist that huge slab of negro beef into me...

...any advice from this board is appreciated!

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