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Kilus the White Man's Burden

kilus: hi

JonM: want to chat?

kilus: ok

JonM: hows the wheather in Zimbabwe?

kilus: hot

JonM: so you play playstation huh?

JonM: really its pretty cold here

kilus: No. There are stupid church people over here. They say no playstation because it's evil. I think they are lying so i hide and throw rocks at them.

JonM: LOL YOUR EVIL MAN HAHAHAHAHA

kilus: No. It is the church people. They chop of the skin of babies dicks.

JonM: oo duh that?

kilus: They call it circumsistion

kilus: I hate those church people. They put crosses with jesus on them all over the place.

JonM: weird are you scared man?

kilus: No. Because i steal the crosses and throw them in to the big lake.

kilus: Do you have mean church people where you live?

JonM: us no I dont their mean to you?

JonM: is it tropical there?

kilus: They gives us the cane when we do things they don't like.

kilus: It is tropical and church people are mean.

kilus: the church people gave me 50 hits with the cane last week.

JonM: ouch!

kilus: I was watching this movie and they said Jesus Fucking christ in there. So i was in church and the stupid priest was talking about Jesus. So i stood up and yelled "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST". That made the priest shut up about jesus for a while. But he tend hit me with the cane.

JonM: how old are you?

kilus: 15

JonM: were your parents mad?

kilus: They don't speak much english. But they made all the kids speak english. They say it is gods language

JonM: were you parents mad at you?

kilus: Yes. They follow what ever the church people do.

JonM: oooo

kilus: Jimbo is lucky he doesn't have parents.

kilus: Jimbo is Psyco and crazy. He tries to fight lions.

JonM: does he get hurt our do the lions just fall asleep?

kilus: Usally he doesn't get out, but there was a small lion. Jimbo run over to it and attacked it. He punch it, then snaped it's neck.

JonM: did it die?

kilus: Yes.

JonM: g2g cya

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