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Kilus, King of Iraq

Kilus: hello

emil: who are you

Kilus: a king

emil: a king

Kilus: yes of Iraq

emil: whats your nick king of iraq

Kilus: kilus the slut

emil: this sentence has a meaning

Kilus: Did you know we breed dinosaurs over here in Iraq. It is called a Lickalotopussasaurus.

emil: how old are you king

Kilus: 94

emil: i 28

Kilus: I think my sons are trying assinate me to get the throne

emil: if you think it,can you sleep in the nigth

Kilus: no. I hear things move around my bedroom.

emil: you have to put security soldiers in front of your door s room

Kilus: I did but they have perfeted gas that kills people within 1 second in Iraq.

emil: then if you are afraid what are you thinking to do

Kilus: i might put Huge steel walls and door around my bedroom.

emil: in iraq the time is

Kilus: My clock is broken sorry.

emil: but if you are a king only have one clock

Kilus: It was a big grandfather clock. It was worth thousands

emil: sorry i understand

Kilus: My grandfather bulit from scarth too

emil: and your father

Kilus: he is dead. But he gave it a new paint job

emil: what kind of paint job

Kilus: Just a finishing over. My grandfather didn't have time to finish paint it before he passed away

emil: king i have to go was very interesting talk with you and hear your history life see any time ok,

Kilus: k

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