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A Socratic Dialogue in Gayland
(I have not edited a single word of this, except to format it for HTML. It's amazing how Kilus managed to build it all up to the, uh, "climax" (no sexual pun intended)...) --Otto
Karanadon: hi
EastDawg1913: hey
EastDawg1913: a/s/l
Karanadon: asl? WTF?
EastDawg1913: do you know what that means
Karanadon: Is your name asl?
EastDawg1913: no
EastDawg1913: it means age/sex/location
Karanadon: Why didn't you just say that then?
EastDawg1913: cuz a/s/l is shorter
Karanadon: But no one knows what asl means
EastDawg1913: yeah alot of people do
Karanadon: Maybe 5 people know what it means
EastDawg1913: no alot more
EastDawg1913: trust me
Karanadon: Ok 6 people then since you told me what it means.
EastDawg1913: ok
EastDawg1913: so what is your age/sex/location
Karanadon: I can't tell incase you are a MR. Molester man
EastDawg1913: im not mr.molester man
Karanadon: How can i be sure? You could just be tricking me so i go to your hotel room and then you fuck my ass
EastDawg1913: that would be fun
EastDawg1913: but i wouldnt make you
EastDawg1913: plus im not that kinda person
Karanadon: So you like to fuck peoples asses?
EastDawg1913: why do you ask
Karanadon: Because you just said you did.
EastDawg1913: well it was a joke
EastDawg1913: whats your name?
Karanadon: If i tell you my name you will track me down and fuck my ass.
EastDawg1913: not unless you want me too
Karanadon: Are you male or female?
EastDawg1913: male
Karanadon: Have you had anal sex before?
EastDawg1913: im not answering that question
Karanadon: I meant with a girl
EastDawg1913: i dont feel like answering
Karanadon: So girls love to have dicks in their ass. Do boys?
EastDawg1913: no
EastDawg1913: we like dicks in pussy
Karanadon: How about dicks in mouth?
EastDawg1913: that too
Karanadon: Do like other guys dicks in your mouth?
EastDawg1913: no
EastDawg1913: i like tongue in pussy
EastDawg1913: and why do you want to know
Karanadon: Well how do like dicks in mouth then?
EastDawg1913: i dont
EastDawg1913: i like my dick in girls mouths
Karanadon: Do you prepfer the chcik to spit or shallow
EastDawg1913: eaither way is good
EastDawg1913: as long as the girl is comfortable with it
Karanadon: Would you like the girl to keep it in her mouth then tranfer the cum to you while kissing?
EastDawg1913: no thats gross and sick
EastDawg1913: any other questions
Karanadon: Would you like your dick in a guys mouth?
EastDawg1913: no
Karanadon: What happend if a very hot girl said she would give $1000 and free sex for a week and all you had to stick your dick in a guys mouth?
EastDawg1913: maybe
Karanadon: So your admiting you have thoughts about being gay?
EastDawg1913: no
Karanadon: You just said maybe to letting a guy suck your dick. How is that not gay?
EastDawg1913: i said maybe as in joke
EastDawg1913: duh
Karanadon: Are you a virgin?
EastDawg1913: no
Karanadon: Did you lose your virginaty to a girl or a boy?
EastDawg1913: girl
Karanadon: would you consider having sex with a guy?
EastDawg1913: no!
Karanadon: What if he had big boobs and wore make up and sort of looked like a girl apart from he's dick? And he paid you one million dollars?
EastDawg1913: nope
Karanadon: It would be like playing who wants to be a millionare
EastDawg1913: no i wouldnt do it
Karanadon: yes it would
EastDawg1913: you would
EastDawg1913: not me
Karanadon: So you don't like money?
EastDawg1913: i do but thats wrong
Karanadon: No it's not
EastDawg1913: yea it is
Karanadon: It isn't. The man even looks like a girl
EastDawg1913: I dont care its still wrong
Karanadon: But he is paying you money.
EastDawg1913: so big deal
Karanadon: If money is involed nothing is wrong.
EastDawg1913: yes it is wrong
Karanadon: What if one of you male freind died and was rencarnated into a hot chick.
EastDawg1913: no i wouldnt do it
Karanadon: So you wouldn't do a hot chick?
EastDawg1913: it was originally a guy
Karanadon: Only the mind was orginally a guy
Karanadon: And it was your friend
EastDawg1913: so
EastDawg1913: the it be even worse
Karanadon: So you don't have sex with your friends?
Karanadon: If you were friends with a girl then you started dating you wouldn't fuck her?
EastDawg1913: why are youy asking all these things
Karanadon: Becasue i want to get to know you
EastDawg1913: ok
EastDawg1913: whats your name?
Karanadon: So answer the question
EastDawg1913: what was it
EastDawg1913: i would
EastDawg1913: only if she wasnt reencarnated from a guy
Karanadon: So why is it different if a guy was recarated into a hot chick and it just happend to be one of your friend?
EastDawg1913: its weird
EastDawg1913: cuz it would be weird
Karanadon: But what if she had big breast?
EastDawg1913: i wouldnt cuz it would be a guy reecarnated
EastDawg1913: and it would be just weird
Karanadon: But she is a hot chick?
EastDawg1913: so
EastDawg1913: if she wasnt reecarnated fomr a guy then i would
Karanadon: But how do know if she wasn't recarnated?
EastDawg1913: be quiet ask differnt questions
Karanadon: What would you do if your girlfriend was raped by her dad when she was young
EastDawg1913: i'd be upset and pissed at the dad
Karanadon: Would you beat up the dad?
EastDawg1913: i dunno
EastDawg1913: he would be in jail
EastDawg1913: cuz he did that
Karanadon: What if he was still raping her and she asks you for help?
EastDawg1913: i wouldnt be there standing there if he was doing it
Karanadon: Not raping her at that moment but at other times?
EastDawg1913: right..
Karanadon: He rapes her late at night. And she is ask you during the day to help her stop him.
EastDawg1913: ok
EastDawg1913: i would stop it
EastDawg1913: him*
Karanadon: How?
EastDawg1913: hurt him with a baseball bat
EastDawg1913: and call 911
Karanadon: But what if has a gun to your face before you dial 911?
EastDawg1913: i dont know
Karanadon: And he rapes you
EastDawg1913: how would i let him
Karanadon: He has a gun
EastDawg1913: ok...
Karanadon: So what would you do?
EastDawg1913: kick him in the sack
Karanadon: But he tried you up
EastDawg1913: tried or tied
Karanadon: tied
EastDawg1913: k i dont know what i would do
Karanadon: Would you try to enjoy it?
EastDawg1913: no!
Karanadon: But what if does your ass for over an hour. Would you pretend you were just having kinky sex with your G?F?
EastDawg1913: no
EastDawg1913: cuz it would be hard,wrong and sick
Karanadon: Would you try to pretend it wasn't happending?
EastDawg1913: yeah
Karanadon: If he get caught and goes to jail what would you do then?
Karanadon: Do you want new questions?
EastDawg1913: yes
Karanadon: You meet this very hot chick at a bar. You talk to her for a while and walk her home. She invites you in for 'coffee'. What do you do?
EastDawg1913: go in with her
Karanadon: Both of you have coffee. Then you feel her hand go down you pants. what do you do?
EastDawg1913: stop her and go somewhere private
EastDawg1913: oh
EastDawg1913: nm
EastDawg1913: i would let her
Karanadon: After feeling your dick for a bit she said Bi sexauls make her so horny. She asks if you are bi. What do you say?
EastDawg1913: no
Karanadon: She is a little bit dissappoint. She takes you into her bedroom and ask if she can tie you up before it makes her horny. Do you let her?
EastDawg1913: yeah
Karanadon: She Ties you up tright and Ask if you can stick your butt up in the air. Do you?
EastDawg1913: yea
Karanadon: She sucks on your cock for a bit. After you cum she spits it out and takes of her clothes. She asks you if you are ready for the ride of the millenum.
EastDawg1913: yes i am
Karanadon: She then starts to play with your ass. Sticking her finger up there. Then she sticks her cock up your ass.
EastDawg1913: what?
EastDawg1913: i get out of there quickly
Karanadon: But your tied up
Karanadon: And can't escape
EastDawg1913: i bite my way out
Karanadon: She is really a guy
Karanadon: He starts to fuck your ass hard
EastDawg1913: damn it
EastDawg1913: i get out as soon as possible
Karanadon: He moves his dick in and out of your ass faster and faster.
Karanadon: Then he lets his love juice loose in your ass.
EastDawg1913: nasty
Karanadon: Then he unties up. Now what do you do?
EastDawg1913: run out
Karanadon: But your girlfriends dad is standing out side and he grabs you.
EastDawg1913: damn
Karanadon: And your girl friend is there to
Karanadon: They ask what happend.
EastDawg1913: and i say i was knocked uncoinsous and being raped by this man
Karanadon: They then go inside and take you in. They say they are going to catch that man and throw him in jail.
EastDawg1913: good
Karanadon: You, Your g/f, her father and that rapist are in one room.
EastDawg1913: yeah...
Karanadon: Your g/f starts to make out with you. What do you do?
EastDawg1913: keep going
EastDawg1913: with her
Karanadon: She throws you on the bed and starts taking off your clothes.
EastDawg1913: i like
Karanadon: She ask you take off her panties
EastDawg1913: i do that
Karanadon: Then a female police officer walks in.
EastDawg1913: and...
Karanadon: And she starts to take off her clothes.
EastDawg1913: i like
EastDawg1913: but would my girl get mad
Karanadon: But now you have taken your girlfriends panties off you see her huge penis. You look at her dad and he now has no clothes.
EastDawg1913: i jump out the window
Karanadon: And now you see female police officer is really a male police officer.
Karanadon: But they all stop you.
Karanadon: They workout at the gym so their stong
EastDawg1913: big deal ill pull out a uzi
EastDawg1913: and shott em all
EastDawg1913: and laugh
EastDawg1913: hahahahahaha
Karanadon: But no
EastDawg1913: why
EastDawg1913: its more fun
Karanadon: Their the ones with uzies.
EastDawg1913: oh damn
Karanadon: Penis uzies
EastDawg1913: lol
EastDawg1913: nastyu
Karanadon: They start licking you all over.
EastDawg1913: ewwww
Karanadon: And one of them sucks your dick
EastDawg1913: nice but sick still cuz its a guy
Karanadon: And you cum, and feel good.
EastDawg1913: ok
EastDawg1913: right
Karanadon: Then they bend you over and somehow all four dicks fit into your ass.
EastDawg1913: i must have a nice ass
Karanadon: They do your ass for about half an hour.
EastDawg1913: but nasty still
Karanadon: And they all cum in your ass at the same time.
EastDawg1913: im puking
Karanadon: Your ass if some full of cum it mixes with your shit and start to cum out your ass.
Karanadon: One of them licks it up.
EastDawg1913: you think sick but keep going its freaky and weird
Karanadon: Then he goes to your mouth, kisses you and let the cum/shit mix to go in your mouth.
EastDawg1913: sick!!!!!
Karanadon: At the same time another one of them expands his ass and asks you to spit it into his ass.
EastDawg1913: god damn it
Karanadon: He expands his ass with his hands
Karanadon: Do you do it?
EastDawg1913: i spit it out to get rid of it
Karanadon: Did you spit it into the other guys ass?
EastDawg1913: no
Karanadon: Why not?
EastDawg1913: sure i will
EastDawg1913: why not
Karanadon: Then your girlfriend(now boyfriend) sticks his cock in your mouth and ask you to bite it as hard as you can.
EastDawg1913: i would and tear it off
Karanadon: But you bites not powerfull engouth
EastDawg1913: yes it is
EastDawg1913: damnit anyway keep going
Karanadon: However your bite cuts the skin around the dick and your mouth is filled with blood. The bite makes your b/f cum in your mouth.
Karanadon: Now your mouth is filled with blood and cum
EastDawg1913: :-X
Karanadon: So what do you do?
EastDawg1913: spit it out
Karanadon: Your b/f's dad ask for you to give him anal sex. Do you?
EastDawg1913: no
Karanadon: But he asks nicely
EastDawg1913: so no still
Karanadon: The male cop pulls out his gun and aims it at you and tells you to give your b/f's dad anal sex.
EastDawg1913: i would then
Karanadon: Then what would do?
EastDawg1913: huh?
Karanadon: Would fuck his ass to you cum?
EastDawg1913: yeah
EastDawg1913: if there was a gun to my head
Karanadon: Then the cop place his 45. colt up your ass.
Karanadon: And he demands to suck his cock
EastDawg1913: ew
Karanadon: Do you? Remember you have a 45. colt up your ass.
EastDawg1913: i wuold
Karanadon: And he asks you to shallow his cum
Karanadon: He quickly cum and your mouth
Karanadon: Do you shallow?
EastDawg1913: no
Karanadon: What do you do?
EastDawg1913: spit it out
Karanadon: He then tells you to lick it up.
EastDawg1913: i dont do it
Karanadon: He pulls the gun out of your ass. Put his hand in and grabs a fist full of shit. Put his gun back in your ass and rubs the shit in your face.
EastDawg1913: no
Karanadon: yes he does
EastDawg1913: what happened next
Karanadon: The one who you meet at the bar bends over in fornt of you and tells you to lick his ass.
EastDawg1913: no i dont do it
Karanadon: The cop says he has to pee so he stick his cock in your ass and pisses in your ass.
EastDawg1913: nasty
Karanadon: The cop says he would fire the gun in your ass if you don't lick that guys ass.
Karanadon: Do you lick that guys ass?
EastDawg1913: i woud then
EastDawg1913: yeah
Karanadon: While lick his ass you hear him moan a bit. And then he shits in your mouth.
EastDawg1913: i stop then
Karanadon: The cop pulls the gun out of your ass and shoots one of your legs. Then he grabs some more shit out of your ass.
EastDawg1913: damn him
Karanadon: He puts the gun back in yours ass.
EastDawg1913: damn it!
Karanadon: He rubs the shit in his hand over your b/f's dick.
EastDawg1913: ok good not to me
Karanadon: Your boyfriend then starts fucking your gun wound spreading shit and crap around in it.
EastDawg1913: uh nasty
Karanadon: You want to keep going?
EastDawg1913: yea
Karanadon: You slowy die from anal trma and a gun wound. The cops come around the next day and see you dead body being raped by 4 gay man
EastDawg1913: oh
Karanadon: You make up a story
EastDawg1913: i cant i aint that sick
