Welcome to the AOF Highlights page. This is where we keep those posts that have gone beyond their call of duty to amuse, entertain and possibly educate (read: BRAINWASH IN EVIL AOF DOGMATIC PROPAGANDA! BEWARE!!!) the reader.
The Doppler Posts - these are long lampoons of various people's personalities, most of which are far more accurate than the victims would like to think...
Red Light District - a treatise on the origins of myth, the nature of human symbolic behaviour and an analysis of sexual repression in modern post-Christian civilisation
[Alderon]
It Sure Is Nice! - man, state and society. Oh yeah, and Bullet! too I guess.
[Bullet!]
How I See It - another closely related subject regarding the above.
[Bullet!]
The War On Drugs - it'd be a lot funnier if it didn't bring up valid points...
[Jet-Head]
Why Me!? - Terra Firma is having problems with his sex life again...
[Terra Firma]
Leon - an old classic we never really bothered to archive until now because most people at the AOF already had it on their hard drive...
[Terra Firma]
Thanks - Praise the Lord!
[Terra Firma]
Ouch - the real spectre just isn't as flexible as he used to be...
[tsr]
LOL! - Tink has finally lost it...
[Tink]
Poetry and Song - although, to prevent bouts of sappiness and maudlinity in the AOF, writing "poetry" is usually discouraged, a few poems do show up every so often...
Stories and Essays - Self-explanatory.
Untitled by kilus. Completely unedited by the webmaster.
Gay Fallout by kilus - a intro for a variant on the above, customised for Fallout.
An
essay on the role of affirmative action in the American economy by eom
An
excerpt of a thread about Marxism and its relation to organised religion
Otto's
outline of the various stages in a board's life cycle
ICQ Pranks - log on to ICQ with a girl's name and in minutes you'll be swamped with messages from horny dweebs looking for cybersex. Bullock proceeds to take this phenomenon to the extreme. Not for the faint of stomach...
"STALLION" - an all-time AOF classic. Keep this in mind whenever someone brings up the subject of a high-caliber pistol on the board...
"DEEZ NUTZ" - this one can get a bit in-jokey at times, but even though it's hardly at the STALLION level it's definitely worth a few laughs.
"KNEEL" - this isn't as funny as it could've been, as the victim caught on a bit early, so it's more of a "let's-watch-him-squirm" sort of gag...
"Musk" Part I - the funniest are the ones who keep coming back for more...
"sanju" - here is Bullock being a general asshole on ICQ.
"Dorothy" - yet another Kilus falls victim to the white man's colonialism.
"armando" - why would a canophagous Irish "working girl" be wasting her time on ICQ anyways!?
"JohnM" - English colonialism strikes again for Kilus.
"emil" - a king makes his visit...
"EastDawg1913" - Imagine Tireisias, Socrates and the Gimp in a sequel to
Waiting for Godot.
"Jet-Head" - I could read a lot into the constant references to tacos, but I'm eating right now...
"Joey Bane" - he likes little girls! No matter what he might say to the opposite effect... bwahahahaha.
"mark" - it's a bit slow at first, but the ending is worth it.
"Kenjo" - it's not really a prank, but...
Anti-AOF Sentiment - With "enemies" like these...
