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Hello I come from Australia

This message was posted by kilus, in reply to "Hello I come from Afghanistan" posted by Abdi

> Good morning to everybody how is everybody?

Not bad mate, you?

> I was thinking to travel to USA. Maybe visit the lovely lakes. See the llamas.

Lakes? HAHAHA, don't you have water in your country? HAHAHA that right all you have are bombs, terrorist and poor people.

> How much money do I need to come to your country?

Well you can come to Australia cheaply with people smugglers. When you land in Australia we'll put in a place called Wommera, right. It is about 100 times better then Afghanistan but remember it isn't anything like a concentration camp they used in WW2. The nazi there gave people poison gas instead of food. Here you get rice like in Surivour.

Surivour is on our Magic boxes we call TV. People go to Ireland to catch Leprechaun to put inside the TV. The Leprechaun sit around and drink tea until the Nazi, who were caught in WW2 and Desert storm, tell them to act.

On the subject of Leprechaun and TV, some people in the US and Australia walk around with guns called video cameras. These guns will suck you up into them if you get looked at for more then 5 seconds. After you get sucked up you will be turn into a Leprechaun and sent to ireland were you might be caught and sent to some TV. So to prevent this if you see a video camera take of your clothes and pee on the ground to dispese the electron flow.

Video camera work on electron flow. Electrons are small atoms that are positive and are solid objects like wood and water. They repluse Protons and attract electrons. Protons are the air you breath. They are negivitly charged and like to dance with netrons. Netrons are liquids like the sun and the moon.

Most people think the Moon is made out of cheese. Other think it is made out of rocks and the easter bunny lives there. In fact it is actually made out of Vinger. That is how the earth gets Vinger, space men go up there, swallow the vinger and pee it out into bottles on earth.

Earth is the 4 planet from the sun. The other planets in fornt of the earth are Baldurs gate, Planet Fallout, Doom 2(Doom 1 was hit by a comet) and planet DBZ. Stars in the sky are made out of poo. There were people called Chimpazees on earth before us. The built big rockets to get vinger from the moon and chesse from the sun. When in space they relised they need to go to the toliet and had to poo over the side. Chimpazees got Aids and died 65 million years ago.

After that dinosause evoled and ruled for another 67 millions year before their heads turned into bird and there bodys turn into humans.

With this knowledge you should be able to live in the USA.

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