I got into the game and I am standing in front of some temple. So I tried to get inside the temple and nothing I do works. I tried running around in circles and I tried running into the wall of the temple to break it down. It didn't work. It isn't a good game if you can't run through walls. So after 2 hour 31 minutes and 21 seconds [I know this because I used a stopwatch to see how long it takes me the finish this shit game] I find a doorway into the temple. So I am about to go inside when I’m sure I heard a ghost. I then hid under my desk for about an hour. I hid because ghosts are scary and mean. I know that because in one episode of pokemon [I have watched every episode of pokemon] there were ghost pokemon. They were mean and evil and now I know the truth I have to hide when I hear ghosts. Yesterday I only had to hide 134 times from ghosts. So after the ghost left I started to play fallout 2 again. I walked everywhere trying to get in the temple but nothing happened. I made sure I kept away from the temple door in case the ghost returns. It is so hard to get into the temple I started to cry. So after clicking all over the screen some sort of inventory came up. In there was a wooden dildo with a little spiky end bit. Suddenly a really good idea hit me in the ass. I tried for about 10 minutes to get my character to use the dildo on his ass. But since fallout 2 is a stupid game, it didn’t work I had one last great idea. First, I saved. Somehow, I used sneak. [If your stuck like me, don’t ask how I did it. I can’t remember] I used sneak and ran up to some very sexy tribal man with a huge cock. While I was still using sneak I used punched he in the face [I don’t know how but]. Then I moved two steps way. Now if I made the game the man with the sweetest cock would look around and wouldn’t know who hit him. Then a person could sneak around him and fuck him hard up the ass. But since the normal heterosexual guys at black isle studios made it you can’t. Then the man [Who I would fuck if I was gay{note I am}] Punched me in the face. I pressed end turn because it looked pretty. After that the man with huge cock [I would love to suck on it] killed me. I wonder how my great idea failed and decide I need to try it again. I load my save game. The man with the cutest cock killed me. I tried it again and again but it didn’t work. After my 54th try I stop. Now how do you get inside the temple? It has taken my over 6 hours trying to get inside the temple so I guess it games over when you get inside. I also guess in fallout that you spent the game walking up a trail to get to the temple and in fallout 3 you have to get out of the temple. Do you guys think dogs arses are the cutest little things?
