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I know what you did last cybersex session


(Okay so i kinda got this from Kilus Bullock a little with his Samantha story. No where near as good but its a first attempt. --Elsmoko)

Tom C.: Hey

Tom C.: Sup

*NostrilHair*AOF: who are you and why are you hassling me

Tom C.: I'm Joey Bane from the G2 forum

*NostrilHair*AOF: ok thats okay i forgive you

Tom C.: ok

*NostrilHair*AOF: its not ok

Tom C.: what isn't

*NostrilHair*AOF: i dont know you tell me

Tom C.: what

*NostrilHair*AOF: look mate i dont know why you are being so immature but i have a 13 year old sister who says you attempted to engage in oral cyber sex with her? is this true if so you are seriously sick!

Tom C.: what the hell is she on about?

*NostrilHair*AOF: she says you were saying things like "i want to lick your clit" and "my scrotum is ready to bust", that is sick man sick

Tom C.: what the hell is cyber sex????

Tom C.: who the hell is she

*NostrilHair*AOF: dont pretend like you dont know okay i shouldnt have to go over this time and time again. Ive spoken to you about this before. Either you get your act together mister or i will alert the proper authorites about your peadophilia actions. For god sakes she is only 10 cant you get a girl your own age.

*NostrilHair*AOF: Her name is Kristen. Dont pretend you dont know her.

Tom C.: i don't know i swear

Tom C.: on my life

*NostrilHair*AOF: swear! look i read what you said to her ok. If you apologise when she is online next i will not report this okay.

*NostrilHair*AOF: do you like to say these sick things to little girls?

Tom C.: ok i'm sorry,but i swear i didn't i swear!what is your name on the gangsters 2 forum

Tom C.: i swear

*NostrilHair*AOF: what is my name on the gangsters 2 forum??? you say sick shit and expect me to open my heart to you as if im some second class gangster or so you suppose? not even gangsters molest little girls.

Tom C.: i swear i didn't do nutt'in

*NostrilHair*AOF: nutt'in? you like using the word nutt dont you? you told my sister she should feel your nuts the other day. why should she? i bet they are too small to feel if you have any you would apologise to her because she is so young and innocent like my pet cat.

Tom C.: i havn't logged in for week and a half

*NostrilHair*AOF: Ha! caught you out. Who said it happened recently. You must have known otherwise you would not have mentioned the timeframe and used it as your alibi.

*NostrilHair*AOF: let me put it plain and simple if you dont apologise you will be hearing from my attorney. after all my uncle is a police officer and HE CAN trace this.

(at this point he started ignoring me....)

(i went to dinner after sending him this:

you have been pranked from NostrilHair AOF

http://users2.cgiforme.com/Bullock/cfmboard.html

and i come back to this:)

Joey Bane: i've been ill andoff with the flu

Joey Bane: r u liying about all this

Joey Bane: or aha!Scarface!he and i are having a fight!he nos i login as Joey Bane prob solved

Joey Bane: hello

Joey Bane: r u there

Joey Bane: is all this a prank

Joey Bane: hello

Joey Bane: r u there

Joey Bane: hello

Joey Bane: is this a prank

*NostrilHair*AOF: yes im here its a prank

Joey Bane: i'm11

*NostrilHair*AOF: i didnt ask your age

Joey Bane: so what is your name in the G2 forum

*NostrilHair*AOF: Charlie Brown

Joey Bane: r u in a clan

*NostrilHair*AOF: yes i am in the International dogma karma clan

Joey Bane: have u got a web site?

*NostrilHair*AOF: yes http://www.banbreastfeeding.org/index.htm

(icq is 85370938 if someone wants to prank the dope)



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