The Anti Oppression Federation

(Ok. This is where i stopped making the prank up.)

-Well…after SOMEONE…
*glares at Darth Patrick*

…decided to taunt this guy about the last chat… I had a bit of a problem convincing this guy again. Some of that was edited out as it was boring. But, as you can see, I WAS able to convince him again.

REASON: He is an idiot.

Also my user details lists my name as “Bob Saget” because I hate that guy and thought it was funny…I had to think REALLY quick on my feet about that when STALLION (oooh SEXY NAME!!) brought that up…

In any event, anything in parenthesis and bordered by lines is a personal comment by me, explaining what happened between posts. The funny part about this is that how even myself and my “brother” intermittently refer to me as a guy he only gets like one out of every five references…

…the best part (in my opinion) is after when me “brother” breaks in and starts yelling at “STALLION””…

…last point…this is the FINAL bit of evidence that ANYONE who types “u” instead of “you” is a fucking idiot by default…)

--Bullock

Mr. Geek Boy: Hey this is Samantha. I talked to you like last night, remember?

STALLION: cuz some retard named sweed was like “I know about your cyber session with Samantha.”

STALLION: oh well I deleted him off my ICQ contact list, it was just weird how he knew

STALLION: Went to the mall and got some girls numbers. My friends and I were asking girls who they think is the hottest between us and getting them to rate us

Mr. Geek Boy: He was yelling at me for using the computer all night but he is going to bed now...I think he is drunk...

Mr. Geek Boy: well I am in his dorm still but he went to bed in his room I am in the other spare computer room...

Mr. Geek Boy: his dorm is a suite with a living room area and two bedrooms but his roommate went home for the summer so I am in his roommate’s room with the computer...

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(I got REALLY confused as to why he thought he knew my “brother”’s last name and just winged it)

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(Checked my ICQ user ID and realized what he was talking about)

Mr. Geek Boy: hehehehehehehhe "Bob Saget" isn't his REAL name he was trying to be funny...he is a DORK!!

STALLION: stallion, first licks samantha's ass without actually going in, he then goes in and strokes all around

Mr. Geek Boy: *STALLION feels balls resting on his forehead while his tongue is in him*

Mr. Geek Boy: *samantha swings legs around and squeezes STALLION's torso with his legs...

STALLION: STALLION looks into your eyes and kisses you deeply while feeling your pussy

Mr. Geek Boy: k now slide off of my scrotum and put your tongue in my ass again...

STALLION: okay STALLION turns samantha on her stomach and spreads her legs out wide and sticks his tongue in her ass

Mr. Geek Boy: NO IT IS EROTIC stick your tongue in further as I writhe against you...

Mr. Geek Boy: PLUS *YOU* are the one with your TONGUE IN MY ASS the last two nights

STALLION: shut up, I know way more words than u, you’re trying to say shit is erotic

Mr. Geek Boy: I READ THROUGH YOUR LITTLE "CHAT" AND I KNOW YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU LIVE ASSHOLE!!!

Mr. Geek Boy: IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS YOU BETTER EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!!

Mr. Geek Boy: I CAN FIND OUT YOU KNOW YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE AND BEG JESUS FOR FORGIVENESS AND REPENT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Mr. Geek Boy: APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW TO ME AND THEN I WILL PUT MY SISTER ON AND YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO HIM OR I *AM* TAKING ACTION!!!

STALLION: ok i will but can u tell me for what , because honestly she started it

Mr. Geek Boy: APOLOGIZE NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL PRINT THIS SHIT AND MAIL IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!!!

Mr. Geek Boy: JUST APOLOGIZE I AM PISSED I READ WHAT YOU WERE WRITING TO HIM DO IT AND I WILL PUT HER BACK ON, AND THEN YOU GUYS WILL SIGN OFF

Mr. Geek Boy: FUCK I am sorry (this is Samantha) I forgot to lock the door when I went and grabbed one of his beers from the fridge and he walked in...I locked the door again though...

STALLION: i'm not 13 I am much older, i was just saying that because he was acting crazy..

Mr. Geek Boy: SHIT HE IS SCREAMING AND THROWING THINGS AROUND IN THE NEXT ROOM!!!

Mr. Geek Boy: YES with you and this guy named Spectre…it’s his nickname…he is this REALLY smart guy…wants to be a cop when he grows up…

Mr. Geek Boy: SHIT he is screaming all sorts of weird stuff about Jesus and I think I just heard some dishes break…

Mr. Geek Boy: k deleting it now FUCK HE IS USING HIS KEY TO OPEN MY DOOR AGAIN FUCK HOLD ON WAIT

Mr. Geek Boy: I AM DRUNK AS HELL AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP ASSHOLE...NO MORE OF THAT SEX SHIT I JUST CHECKED THE HISTORY THAT HE *TRIED* TO DELETE…I KNOW YOU ARE REALLY NOT THIRTEEN NOW!!!

Mr. Geek Boy: ...I AM LEAVING YOU SAY GOODBYE TO HER YOU GODDAMN PEDOPHILE!!!

Mr. Geek Boy: hi this is Samantha again...He really did go crash and go to sleep but shit he gets violent at times...I better sign off...deleting my history now...

Mr. Geek Boy: no he only types in caps because he is an idiot…that’s how you can tell the difference…

Mr. Geek Boy: OH SHIT MY BROTHER IS HERE AGAIN HE IS SCREAMING ABOUT JESUS AND JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT !!!

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