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Janine in the Disorient

sanju: who is this

Janine the Great: Samantha

sanju: r u he or she

sanju: I miss on certain records, I met a lady , a nice one

Janine the Great: I am a lady

sanju: a?

Janine the Great: b?

sanju: female or male

Janine the Great: a female.

sanju: what happened

sanju: what happened

sanju: wowie ...kiss u anymore

Janine the Great: Sure! I have a boner for you!!

sanju: Are you there?

(two weeks later he ICQ'd me again)

sanju: is it samantha?

sanju: ??

Janine the Great: no it si her yongr sister daphny!!

sanju: oh, hw is samantha

Janine the Great: she si god, who are yuo??

sanju: I am her friend

Janine the Great: oh ok are you from an exotic, strange and fascinating land with many jewels and childeren and milk and goats\??

Janine the Great: do you have many chickens?

sanju: Did she told u something about me

Janine the Great: no no idea i am just tiping on teh intranets

sanju: nay, about whom u r talking about? name?

Janine the Great: name of the chickens?

MR. STEEPLES!!

sanju: NO,

Janine the Great: oh so where do you live like in Wyoming or France?

sanju: india

sanju: What do u do?

Janine the Great: oh like so you are into things like Vishnu and cury!!

I know india (we studied it in school)

sanju: yes... do u study still?

Janine the Great: I go to schol...

PLUS PLUS PLUS I sell HOT DOGS!!

REALLY!

Janine the Great: no I am usually fairly fidgety when I study

Janine the Great: can you make snakes dance?

sanju: no

Janine the Great: oh so what do you you do for a living?

I hope it is not hurting or killing people!!

Janine the Great: you are not a "soldier" or a "hitman" or an "Decepticon" are you??

sanju: oh come on , ppl here are very decent! India has one of the biggest intelectual manpower. I work for a home appliance co

Janine the Great: oh so you sell appliances to the farm-folk??

What? Door to door?

sanju: no I live in a big city

Janine the Great: oh so you sell things to people?

do they like that?

sanju: no I work in commercial deptt

Janine the Great: oh so you make commercials?

are LLAMA's involved (just wondering, I don't know)

sanju: accounts deptt

Janine the Great: oh so what you are a man who makes people pay bills and if not you get mad and yell things and break stuff and hell about jesus and that you will kill them (sorry I don't know)

Janine the Great: I HAVE A BONER!!

sanju: lol

sanju: show me

Janine the Great: "lol" = ??

sanju: laugh out loud

Janine the Great: do you know what "boner" means??

sanju: no,

Janine the Great: oh...

so why were you doing that?

sanju: tell me what it means

Janine the Great: what what means?

sanju: boner

Janine the Great: oh it means when I get all EXCITED and want to stick my SEX TOOL into things!!

sanju: ok...hv u got pic

Janine the Great: uh, no pic, just a BONER!!

sanju: like to hv sex with me

Janine the Great: um, okay but I am only 12 you know, but no one else is here...

sanju: sorry u r very young no

Janine the Great: ok I am really 17 ok??

sanju: no..u telling a lie

Janine the Great: no no, really I am 17. also QUITE PLUMP!!

sanju: send me ur pic

Janine the Great: my comp crashed and I lost my pics sorry...

sanju: lie?

Janine the Great: no, I never lie, only DARTH PATRICKS lie!!

Janine the Great: you do not wish to speak anymore?

sanju: ok i will but after some time , i am busy right now

Janine the Great: ok

(didn't talk to him for over two months)

sanju: who's this

Janine the Great: this is Janine, I believe we talked about SEX before!

sanju: yes, my love, I was afraid if it is your brother, Hw r u doing my hun?

Janine the Great: good how are you doing and what time is it there?

sanju: its 00.10 am over here, Hun got some pics now?

Janine the Great: no, sorry

sanju: hey I wanna meet u, if u dont mind, why dont you come to india

Janine the Great: ha ha, I okay, I'll take the bus at 3pm my time...

sanju: come on i am serious

Janine the Great: how would I do that?

sanju: fly to me

Janine the Great: I don't have a jet, they are expensive, what about like a hot air balloon or something?

sanju: oh come on, i wanna have sex with u

sanju: real hard nasty

Janine the Great: my hard is not nasty!!

sanju: why

Janine the Great: nasty = gross

sanju: ok, tell me samantha is your sis?

Janine the Great: no, samantha is my first name, Janine is my middle

sanju: i prefer to call u sami then samantha or jannine

Janine the Great: call me Terra Firma (it's my nick-name)

sanju: will terra be okay

Janine the Great: sure!

sanju: hey give me a fuck, and a great oral suck I need you, wanna meet me in real life?

Janine the Great: but you live in the far away land of camals!

sanju: so what, we can still meet, If you want we can have sex, for days and days and months togather

Janine the Great: not POOP sex I hope!!

sanju: whats POOP sex?

Janine the Great: when I enter your anus with my genitals!

sanju: hw can u enter ur genitals in my ass, u dont have dick

Janine the Great: oh I mean my strap on

sanju: ur strap on ?? means?

Janine the Great: it's a plastic penis

sanju: i c, i wont mind if u enjoy that also, but i wanna have gr8 fun with u

Janine the Great: I want to fuck you with it until you BLEED!!

sanju: aye aye no bleeding plz, nice hot sex only

Janine the Great: no! from your butt I mean!!

sanju: ok, hard fuck, thats cool

Janine the Great: yes, and we must have goats present!

sanju: why goats

Janine the Great: or dogs, either are cool

sanju: but why? u mean u want animal sex

Janine the Great: no, I just think they are cute...I LOVE CATS!!!!!!!

sanju: ok

Janine the Great: but would you let a dog fuck your butt while I watched?

sanju: no, not at all

Janine the Great: not even try it? for a little bit?

sanju: no

Janine the Great: why not?

What if it was a small dog?

sanju: i dont like sex with animals, but do u like? if u like u can have it

Janine the Great: have you ever had sex with an animal?

sanju: no, and u?

Janine the Great: no, but maybe you can try and see if you like it, you can even pick the breed of dog if you like!

sanju: no, i just wanna have sex with u

Janine the Great: but first I could watch a dog hump you!!

sanju: no

Janine the Great: You're no fun...

sanju: ur wish, i like sex with girls only

Janine the Great: well maybe I can watch you fuck like a "girl" pig or something...

sanju: u can watch me fuck ur girlfriends u want

Janine the Great: no, a goat ok?

sanju: any gal, will do , if u want it will be doggie style

Janine the Great: so a female goat right?

sanju: no a female human girl right

Janine the Great: ok first, but a goat must be present in the room at least in case you change your mind

sanju: may be fuck a group of girls

sanju: ok, like to suck my dick

Janine the Great: ok, let's negotiate...2 girls but you must ALSO allow a dog to fuck you at the same time (but only for a little bit)

sanju: no, dog will fuck one of the girls

Janine the Great: just try it for a little bit while we watch!

sanju: no, i will eat your pussy, my dick in ur friends pussy,okay

Janine the Great: ok but ALSO with a dog's penis in your butt...

sanju: in ur butt

Janine the Great: only if in yours too!

sanju: first urs

Janine the Great: have you ever had a penis in your ass?

sanju: and it shud be in ur pussy

sanju: no

Janine the Great: you should try it, great fun!

sanju: no, its fuck

Janine the Great: yes, it is!

sanju: plz fuck off, if u want to chat like this

Janine the Great: thanks a lot :(

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