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A greasy musk penetrates the air... again.
Lord GreasyPants: HELLO MY FRIEND!
Musk: how r u honey
Lord GreasyPants: very good how is your colon?
Musk: nice
Lord GreasyPants: would you like it....plunged?
Musk: could you be more specific love
Lord GreasyPants: um, I mean would you like to be sodemized...I'm sorry, you do not understand?
Musk: oh yeah i dont mind at all u?
Lord GreasyPants: a/s/l again?
Musk: 21/male/hungary
Lord GreasyPants: oh so you have know the sweet caressings of both a man and a woman before?
Musk: yessssss
Lord GreasyPants: so do you like boy or girl?
Musk: girl of course
Musk: mine is 7inches
Lord GreasyPants: oh ok...so,uh, you start...
Lord GreasyPants: SO IS MINE!!
Lord GreasyPants: but you start ok?
Musk: u mean 7inches deep
Lord GreasyPants: uh, long, deep, same thing...
Musk: so what are u wearing tell me all
Lord GreasyPants: I am wearing a feather boa, two cups and a tinfoil hat, you?
Lord GreasyPants: are you still here?
Musk: yeah i am just in my jockeys
Lord GreasyPants: oh I also have a COLT 45!!
Musk: aha so how do u wanna start
Lord GreasyPants: hold on I have to find something
Musk: OK
Musk: what happened
Musk: hello
Lord GreasyPants: sorry sorry sorry my cat got out...
Musk: pussy u mean ahhahahah
Lord GreasyPants: no, my cat.
Musk: oh just kidding
Lord GreasyPants: oh GOOD JOKE THOUGH!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Musk: so what u were were we what is your bra size do u haave big tits
Lord GreasyPants: uh, no pretty small
"pecs" is what I like to call them...
Musk: 32
Lord GreasyPants: 97
Musk: hahaha so do u move well
Lord GreasyPants: why did you say "32"?
and, yes, I do move well...some say that I move..."SASSY"!!
Musk: wow 32 as in bra size
Lord GreasyPants: oh I don't wear a bra
Musk: never
Lord GreasyPants: no, no reason, and people would LAUGH at me if I did, even my friend Otto De Fe', and he criews like a LITTLE girl if someone punches him!!
ahahahahahahaha!!
Musk: hahhahahah
Lord GreasyPants: so you begin ok?
Musk: well ladies first
Musk: at least u start with the whole situation
Musk: cumm
Musk: common
Lord GreasyPants: ok we are at the uh, airport and both of our flights have been canceled...I am SEETHINGLY mad, my TESTOSTERONE levels are SURGING, you see that I am mad...
Lord GreasyPants: WHAT??
YOU ARE CALLING ME "COMMON"??
WTF?!?!?!?!
Musk: no ok so your mad and i see you and then common get till some beetr part then i will proceed
Lord GreasyPants: no, this is role play, what do you do?
Musk: I come to u and tell you to calm down cause there is no point in getting mad and i ask u out for a drinks casue there are 6 hours for our flight
Lord GreasyPants: I say "you are right"
*my testosterine levels get lower*
Lord GreasyPants: *I begin to stiffen*
Musk: then we go out for a drink
Lord GreasyPants: I like Vodka and Tonic" I say, in a deep voice...
Lord GreasyPants: ok so now I am slamming down the drinks, and getting a little tipsy...
Musk: i ask for jack daniels onthe rocks
Musk: and i carefully observe u
Lord GreasyPants: on the "ROCKS" HA HA!
just like MY "rocks"
j/k!!
Musk: oh yeah
Lord GreasyPants: do you see my massive forearms?
Lord GreasyPants: and the BULGE in my PANTS??
Lord GreasyPants: It's the CRACK COCAIN I was going to smuggle!!
Musk: i start telling you some nice pevert jokes and u kind of laugh and touch me
Lord GreasyPants: it makes the bulge that is already there LARGER!!
Musk: and i ask u about it
Lord GreasyPants: I say, oh, it is just some drugs I got from this guy, uh, I think his nickname is "Jet-Head"...I just placed it next to my "elephant head" (slang term) so I could smuggle it .
(I say this too loudly)
Lord GreasyPants: I tell you: "I am a secret agent...of the 'AOF'"...
Lord GreasyPants: you still there?
I was getting into this...just role play for a bit ok? It makes it more real...
Musk: i like am taken back for a min
Lord GreasyPants: "Yes, I say, we fight for truth, freedom, and against the TYRANNY of evil dictators such as Terra Firma and the EVIL DREADLORD EOM!!"
Musk: yeah i no
Lord GreasyPants: plus we are SASSY!!
Musk: wow
Lord GreasyPants: so, how do you want to spend the next six hours? playing cards?
Musk: we say lets go and freshen up and we book a nice cozy room
Lord GreasyPants: (btw I have a NASCAR T-shirt and GARGOYLE sunglasses on)
Musk: I am in a giordano t shit and cargo pants
Lord GreasyPants: a room, ah well, I guess I could
Musk: then we go up and just carry our deinks there
Lord GreasyPants: ok also I have a chain running from my belt to my wallet (to protect it from THIEVES!!)
Musk: well i just start staring at it in our room
Lord GreasyPants: ok but hold on in real life I have to call my girlfriend but I will be back in like less than 5 minutes stay online please!!
Lord GreasyPants: ok?
Lord GreasyPants: say you will stay online ok??
5 min I PROMISE
Musk: yup but make it fast
Lord GreasyPants: k
Musk: k
Musk: that was long
Lord GreasyPants: you went offline :(
Lord GreasyPants: sorry
Musk: ok so now u cover up for lost time and go three steps wahead
Lord GreasyPants: ok so we were in the room right?
Musk: yup
Lord GreasyPants: "wahead"??
I'm sorry I don't understand that.
Musk: go ahead that was a spelling mistake
Lord GreasyPants: ok let's order more drinks and sit on the couch, we can watch TV
We can watch Pokemon!!
*I stretch out on the bed*
Musk: ok go on
Lord GreasyPants: oh, so who is your favorite Pokemon, Metapod or Pikacho"? I ask seductively...
Musk: pokemon
Lord GreasyPants: NO!! ANSWER THE QUESTION!! METEPOD OR PIKACHO!!
Lord GreasyPants: yes, like "poke" and "man"...
Musk: well i cannot understand that one
Lord GreasyPants: it is a japaneese cartoon
Musk: ok so which one do i choose
Lord GreasyPants: "METAPOD" YOU DORK!
Musk: ok metapod
Lord GreasyPants: ha ha, like *my* dork!!
Musk: yeah ok go on now
Lord GreasyPants: ok so I say, "BY THE POWER OF THE AOF, I COMMAND YOU TO DO A SEDUCTIVE, AND LAUGHABLE TURKISH DANCE FOR ME!!"
Lord GreasyPants: (hopefully it involves swords)
Musk: i tell u to dream on
Lord GreasyPants: *frowns*
Musk: i ask u what do i get in reply
Musk: u there
Musk: u there
Musk: then i slowly remove my belt
Lord GreasyPants: sorry icq is being slow I have tried 3 times to get this to you
I say "You will get three wishes"
Musk: then i just remove my t shirt and throw it on your face
Lord GreasyPants: sorry icq is being slow I have tried 3 times to get this to you
I say "You will get three wishes"
Musk: what do u do
Lord GreasyPants: yes sorry ICQ was screwing up back now
Musk: ok
Lord GreasyPants: ok I say "If you preform this dance, I will grant you 3 wishes
Lord GreasyPants: AND hot MAN SEED!!
Musk: yeah
Lord GreasyPants: are YOU there??
Lord GreasyPants: ok so do the dance I scream at the top of my lungs!!
Musk: yep
Musk: ok ok
Lord GreasyPants: ok so describe the dance
Lord GreasyPants: are you dancing?
Musk: well as i start taking off my t shit and throw it on your face and then staert to hold my head
Lord GreasyPants: why are you holding your head?
Musk: and then move my body and dop the pelvic thrusts
Musk: then i tell u its time for my first wish
Lord GreasyPants: ok I watch you in a very interested, quizical, and facetious mannor...watching your every move...
Lord GreasyPants: ok, but none of that "world domination" crap ok??
Musk: so what do u say when i ay that it is time for the firat wish
Lord GreasyPants: ok but if it horribly misspelled I might not get it...
...go ahead, I say, the look of amusement growing on my face...
Musk: i tell you to do something wild
Lord GreasyPants: Suddenly I LEAD at you!! Snarling like SABRTOOTH from the X-Men!!
RAUGHRRRR! I say!!
Musk: ok
Lord GreasyPants: Now I have a DAGGER and I am waving it around MENACINGLY!!
Lord GreasyPants: SAY "THE AOF ROCKS" FUCKER I shout!
Musk: interesting my pant is bulging
Musk: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lord GreasyPants: just the one huh?
Any way "SAY THE AOF ROCKS OR I LEAVING!!" i yell in a deep voice...
Lord GreasyPants: (that's the secret organization remember?)
Musk: AOF ROCKS AOF ROCKS
Musk: yeah
Lord GreasyPants: ok so what now?
Musk: well i tell u that i need more
Lord GreasyPants: ok I whip out a sterling silver 45 magnum, you notice that the tip is a bit stained...
Lord GreasyPants: "bend over" I say in a very, very deep voive...
Musk: ok
Musk: and i bend and i can see the bulg nu
Lord GreasyPants: (are your pants off?)
Musk: no
Musk: u can remove thenif you want to
Lord GreasyPants: ummm...I am sorry I don't know what "bulg nu" is
Musk: bulg on u'r pant
Lord GreasyPants: ok I use my 45 magnum to shoot your belt buckle off
"BOOM!!"
Musk: wow
Lord GreasyPants: huh?
Musk: and then
Lord GreasyPants: ok now your pants drop
Musk: ok
Musk: u can see an anaconda there
Lord GreasyPants: then I slowely, slowely worm the barrel into your rectum
"Don't worry, I've done this before" I whisper...
Musk: i am like if you say so
Lord GreasyPants: OH NO!!
I Shoot the big, Amazonian reptile with my GUN before it can harm us!!
Lord GreasyPants: *cocks trigger*
Lord GreasyPants: ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE IS A KNOCK AT THE DOOR!!
Musk: ok
Lord GreasyPants: "What is going on in here? We heard gunshots!"
Musk: hmmmmm
Lord GreasyPants: so what do you do? There are 3 security men, you are bent over, and I have a gun in your ass, what do you say?
Lord GreasyPants: *they enter the room*
"Sir, care to explain yourself"?
Lord GreasyPants: where did you go?
Lord GreasyPants: was that too wild for you?
are you still online?
I was getting into that...
Lord GreasyPants: are you ignoring me?
Musk: hey sorry honey i got disconected bad lines here defifinitly the next time for sure
