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A greasy musk penetrates the air...

Musk: hi beautiful

Lord GreasyPants: hehe hi who is this?

Musk: jsut a freind who has chatted with u earlier

Lord GreasyPants: oh hi sorry my brother's hard drive crashed and now I have gone and lost all of my old contacts!!

Musk: so how is love life

Lord GreasyPants: ALSO I have a boner!!

Lord GreasyPants: oh ok how is yours?

Musk: not so good

Lord GreasyPants: oh what is wrong with your love life sir?

Musk: nothin much havent hadd much time to have fun very busy at work what about u tell me more

Lord GreasyPants: uh, the only exciting thing that has happened to me is I punched this guy Otto until he CRIED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL ha ha!!

Lord GreasyPants: you are from denmark right?

Musk: well that's exciting? i though geting him tired would have been exciting

Musk: yep

Lord GreasyPants: oh so do you know Chester?

Musk: nope

Lord GreasyPants: are you sure?

He is in a band.

They have trumpets and harps and electric guitars.

It is a WONDEROUS band!!

It is called "SPEKTOR" or something...

Musk: oh ok the band yeah

Lord GreasyPants: oh you know of this band??

Musk: yeah they are quite famous

Lord GreasyPants: what is this "plug-in" you are sending me??

Musk: hey i dont have your pitcure

Lord GreasyPants: didn't I send it to you??

Musk: nope

Musk: you said you will send me a sexy one

Lord GreasyPants: oh well I don't have any yet sorry but you DO have my two school ones right??

Musk: yep

Lord GreasyPants: oh ok

so why did your boyfriend leave you??

Musk: boyfreind???????????????????

Lord GreasyPants: oh sorry I meant "Girlfriend", I was distracted (my cat was knocking stuff over).

Musk: ok yeah i mean i was like sick of being told what to do and what not

Lord GreasyPants: so you broke up with that person?

Musk: well ya its like i was feeling all tied up

Lord GreasyPants: haha!! tied up like a WINTER BUNNY I bet!

Musk: yep i just like to have my fun and be cool and not get coommited

Lord GreasyPants: cool...it is usually not too cool to have to committ, you end up having to act like VOLTRON THE ROBOT!!

Lord GreasyPants: where did you go?

(At this point Musk suddenly disconnected. I'll spoil the surprise for you: It has nothing to do with him catching on.) --Otto

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