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When Janine met DEEZ NUTZ

DEEZ NUTZ: Sup Janine

Janine: hey what's up?

Janine: so what are you doing tonight?

DEEZ NUTZ: I'm not busy... Umm tonight I'm not up to anything!

Janine: oh so what do you do in school?

DEEZ NUTZ: Well, I’m kind of seeing someone but I don't think I want to go out with them... you?

DEEZ NUTZ: Ahh Yeah I had Bleached whittish bonde hair but now it's streaked cuz I cut it I have blue/green eyes I'm 5'11 medium build and that's about it... you?

DEEZ NUTZ: Cyber?

Janine: uh, yeah...have you done that before?

DEEZ NUTZ: Well I have before... but haven't done it for along time

Janine: want to (are you alone?)

DEEZ NUTZ: Am I alone lol yeah I'm alone but r u serious you want too?

Janine: sure...(I'm alone too)...

DEEZ NUTZ: R U horny?

Janine: yup, u?

Janine: ok well what are you wearing?

DEEZ NUTZ: I'm wearing jeans with a white t-shirt

Janine: I'm wearing a NASCAR T-shirt and boxers that say "AOF" all over them...

DEEZ NUTZ: Nice!

Janine: so, let's role play, you come up with a scenerio ok?

DEEZ NUTZ: Role play... there's rules to this shit?

Janine: er, yeah, we have to make a scenario so it seems more real (in the fantasy)...

DEEZ NUTZ: ohh lol I'm sorry I'm just not down with the cyber stuff I just ain't good i prefer the real shit.

Janine: for instance, I could be "Stella", an out of work waitress, and you could be "Stanley", a truck driver down on his luck...

Janine: let's try the role play first ok?

DEEZ NUTZ: Really I didn't think we did that I though you just talked about what you want to do to each other

Janine: well try it......come up with a scenario, we get into the roles, THEN we cyber after the fantasy is complete...

DEEZ NUTZ: But my name ain't Stanly

Janine: BECAUSE IT'S ROLE PLAY DAMMIT!!

Janine: GOD YOU’RE A FUCKING IDIOT!!

DEEZ NUTZ: Ok well I'll be Chris a hockey player

Janine: okay, here:

I am "Twirlin' Jenny", a Toll Booth Operator, and you are "Stinkin' Bob", a guy about to go through my tollbooth...

Janine: ok so your car is about to get to my booth,

what do you do?

DEEZ NUTZ: Get my wallet out to pay

Janine: ok I take your money...

DEEZ NUTZ: I ask for my change

Janine: I say "NO!" and run out of the tollbooth, down the highway (with your money).

DEEZ NUTZ: I race to catch up to you in my Car

Janine: BUT NO!!

Traffic is built up, you can't drive your car!

DEEZ NUTZ: ohh well then I get my ass outta my car and run after you catching up to you.

Janine: BUT NO!

I have run too far ahead, you stop, panting for breath, looking for me...

A car window rolls down, and a Hispanic, male voice asks you if you are ok...

DEEZ NUTZ: I say yes! Just some bitch stole my money!

Janine: (he is in the back of traffic)

"Want some help to find her?"

DEEZ NUTZ: Yeah please

Janine: ok so you get in the car and he does a u-turn speeding down the other lane "My Name is "Leon" he says to you".

DEEZ NUTZ: My name is Bob nice to meet ya

Janine: *you notice "Leon's" hand touching your lower thigh*

DEEZ NUTZ: Is this a guy?

Janine: PM yeah, what do you do?

DEEZ NUTZ: I beat the shit outta him

Janine: OH NO!

When you beat the shit out of him he loses control of the car and it wrecks, killing you both!

***********YOU HAVE DIED***********

DEEZ NUTZ: oh

Janine: we have to start over now, new scenerio...

DEEZ NUTZ: ok

Janine: ok so you do the scenerio this time but BE MORE CAREFUL!

DEEZ NUTZ: I'm no good at scenario's

Janine: oh just give it a shot...

DEEZ NUTZ: ahhhhh ok Your Stacey a waitress girl working at hooters restaurant and I'm Miles a business man! you do the rest

Janine: ok I am "Michael Jackson", and you are "a little boy"...

Janine: ok so you come into the resteraunt...I am waiting tables, cracking gum, shouting out orders, I look annoyed, what do you do?

DEEZ NUTZ: I say " A little busy eh?"

Janine: I just let out this HUGE fart and say "yeah, whatever"

(you notice my eyes are red)

DEEZ NUTZ: I laugh and then find a seat

Janine: I say "What the fuck are YOU laughing at asshole?"

DEEZ NUTZ: I say nothing Precious

Janine: then I scoff and move off back to the kitchen "I'm on a break!" I yell...

...Otto, the cook comes out and takes your order (just the two of us working today)...

DEEZ NUTZ: I order the special

Janine: the "Special" he says, laughing to himself...

*he eyes you with this amused, sensual look before trotting off to the kitchen*

Janine: *you notice he hangs a "closed" sign on the door, even though it is only 2 o'clock in the afternoon*

DEEZ NUTZ: I'm stay seated

Janine: okay so time passes, the other customers leave, and finally, 45 min later, the resteraunt is empty, and you STILL don't have your food...

Janine: (so what do you do?)

DEEZ NUTZ: I trott my way to wear the bar is

Janine: ok once you get there you see Otto polishing some glasses, he spits some tobacco into the garbage can and doesn't look up...

DEEZ NUTZ: I ask hey... can I have my food!

Janine: he says..."But you ordered the 'Special'"...

DEEZ NUTZ: Yeah meaning can I get my burger and fries and shake or what?

Janine: he says, "um, no, the 'Special' is a bit different..."

DEEZ NUTZ: I say "really, well can I have it soon?"

Janine: he looks up and says "let me check"

(he disappears behind the back staff door...)

...several minutes later he reappears, checks the locks, and says "Are you ready?"

DEEZ NUTZ: I sat " yeah I've been ready for the last 45 minutes!"

Janine: "OK", he grumbles...

*he dims the lights*

...a couple of minutes later I walk out with my waitress suit still on, I am carrying a few items...

(what do you say/do?)

DEEZ NUTZ: I say " what are those?"

Janine: *you notice it is a gag, a blindfold, and some rope*

DEEZ NUTZ: I'm say " what are those for?"

Janine: "Are you ready to do as I command?", I ask.

Janine: "You will see."

DEEZ NUTZ: "command" I say " what are you talking about?"

Janine: "Well, you asked for the 'Special'...now REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES!!", I scream.

DEEZ NUTZ: I say " you do it!"

Janine: *I walk up, very close, looking you straight in the eyes*

"Remove your clothes, now", I hiss.

DEEZ NUTZ: and I say "You do mine... I'll do yours!"

Janine: *I mearly glare at you*

"Remove your clothes now", I say.

DEEZ NUTZ: I take off my shirt and then say " take off yours!"

Janine: "Your destiny is in MY hands tonight!", I say, stalking around you...

Janine: "No, this is done *my* way"...

DEEZ NUTZ: I grab her shirt and rip it off her

Janine: (come on, this is going somewhere ok, just get undressed)

DEEZ NUTZ: I take off my clothes and say "happy?"

Janine: "Not yet", I say, "let me see your wrists"

DEEZ NUTZ: I give her my wrists

Janine: (Hint: Say "you", not "her" ok)

*I take your wrists and quickly tie them up with the rope*

DEEZ NUTZ: I say what next sweetie?

Janine: *I lead you over to the pool table, and tie your hands over the table, bent over*

*next I tie your ankles to the bottom legs of the table, you are immobile*

DEEZ NUTZ: So you going to give me the special yet?

Janine: *I slip the gag over your mouth, and the blindfold over your eyes*

DEEZ NUTZ: I sit still

Janine: oh yes, very soon...

*You feel a hand begin to caress first your neck, then your back, lower, your butt, and then your balls*

DEEZ NUTZ: I get a little excited

Janine: you feel, exploring, fingers float back up and, slowely, slowely caress your rectum, gingerly, yet tenderly entering*

DEEZ NUTZ: i squirm

Janine: *the fingers begin to move in and out, sodemizing you lovingly*

DEEZ NUTZ: I squirm a little

Janine: *ALL OF A SUDDON I RIP YOUR BLINDFOLD OFF!*

*you see ME dancing in front of you!*

Janine: *you wonder what is in your anus*

DEEZ NUTZ: I put a huge grin on my face or try too

Janine: (HINT: look behind you)

DEEZ NUTZ: You notice me squirm

DEEZ NUTZ: I look behind to see what's there

Janine: do you look behind you to see what is pumping in and out of your anus?

Janine: IT'S "OTTO", THE COOK!!!

Janine: IT WAS HIM ALL ALONG!!

Janine: *Otto grunts, pumping harder*

Janine: ok, so you are tied up on a pool table, you are being sodemized by a grunting, sweaty cook named "Otto", what do you do?

DEEZ NUTZ: die

Janine: *he begins to play with your nipples*

Janine: *Otto quickens his pace, you can tell he is about to finish, you feel his hard shaft inside your rectum and his sweaty balls slapping up against you, as well as his hairy potbelly*

*some of the cigar ash from his cigar drops on your back, it stings*

DEEZ NUTZ: I fucking lose it! and Knee him in the face

Janine: um, no, you are tied up, remember?

DEEZ NUTZ: Yeah just my hands!

Janine: no, your ankles too (read the history)

*Otto is pumping furiously, your rectum feels like lightning the pain is so bad*

DEEZ NUTZ: I have an emblum brain attack and start regurgitating into my mouth but the gag is in the ways so I pass out drowing in my own puke with no air to breathe on

Janine: OH NO!

***********YOU HAVE DIED***********

...you are not very good at this, you keep dying...

DEEZ NUTZ: Well when you have a guy reafing into in your ass trust me you die

Janine: oh you have had that experience before?

DEEZ NUTZ: Nope but it disgusts this piss outta me

Janine: why?

I *said* he was doing it tenderly...

DEEZ NUTZ: Yeah sorry I'm not into the rectum fucking I'm into licking the pussy dry and heating up the bodies into complete water with a hard but sensual fuck with lots of different moves

Janine: ok so what if you just gave Otto head then, while I watched (at first)?

DEEZ NUTZ: I don't think so... otto can die on the fryer but I gotta go for now so talk to your sexy ass later

Janine: k later.

DEEZ NUTZ: lata

(I thought he had figured it out at this point, but a couple of days later I got this:)

DEEZ NUTZ: Hey Cyber sex girl

Janine: hey what's up?

DEEZ NUTZ: So what's new?

(I was busy and put him on ignore... I’ve had him on ignore ever since, but... well... stay tuned...)

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