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Our first documented intra-AOF ICQ prank. Enjoy.

Jet-Head: who the hell are you?

usernames: esquise? what?

Jet-Head: who the hell are you?

usernames: you're Jet-Head

Jet-Head: yeah. who are you?

usernames: look, buddie, don't talk down to me like that. I'm just anothinger guy

usernames: all the good usernames were taken

Jet-Head: okay... so why have you added me to your contact list?

usernames: I got it from sir scottsman

I forget why

Jet-Head: oh. so who are you in relation to sir scottsman?

usernames: I don lknow we've klnown each other for quite some time now. I was USERNAME on the BOS board for awwhile, but now I don't go to the bords too much

usernames: do you liek tacos?

Jet-Head: no

usernames: I'll bet you do like tacos

where are you from?

Jet-Head: new york area

usernames: what city? why don't you like tacos? everbody likes tacos

Jet-Head: tacos are alright

usernames: yeah they are

enchelata!

what city do you live in? did you know that albany is the capitol? it's not the white house, like everyone thinks. Too many people think that. Too many people are morons. did you know that?

usernames: hello? are you still there? do you like system of a down?

Jet-Head: no, they suck. they're fake metal. why all the questions?

usernames: I'm just curious

did you know albany is the capitol?

what city do you live in? I'm just curious

this is what I know about you: you like tacos

i wanna know more!

Jet-Head: I live near new york city. I knew albany is the capitol. etc.

usernames: what city?

Jet-Head: near new york!!!!

usernames: or is it like LA

you know because in L.A. hoollleywood, and a few others are basically part of L.A.

usernames: and you're 20

sir scottsman told me to tell you that

do you like slipknot?

Jet-Head: they're alright

usernames: I don't imagein your name is Jet-Head hehe your parents aren't werid.

is your name Burton? that's a cool name, you shound liike your name should be Burton

Jet-Head: Cliff Burton is the original bass player from metallica

usernames: how long have you been on the internet?

what is the exact name of the city you live in? or do you live in liike a farm outside of new york

or do you mean outside new yourk state?

usernames: I know taht

I'm practically a meticalla-encyclopedia

Jet-Head: goddammit! why do you need to know so many specifics?

usernames: i'm just wondering sheesh! okay you ask me a question I will answer you truthfully

Jet-Head: ooh, a metallica encyclopedia. they're the best band ever

Jet-Head: what guitar does Kirk Hammett use most often?

usernames: haha well they rank up there with pink floyd and led zepplin

usernames: captain kirk? he doesn't use a guitar except on those priceline commercials

Jet-Head: no, kirk hammett of metallica

usernames: I went to www.metalicca.com to look it up and it brought me to a online game site

I think he uses a agnostic guitar

Jet-Head: an ESP Signature KH-2 actually. costs about $3000. I own one

usernames: me, too

I own a few, actually. any meticalla memeroabilia I collect. I'm known as metallica-encyclopedia wher I live

usernames: what's your real name?

Jet-Head: what do you care?

usernames: curious!! jeez you sure are uptight for a person

tel me your middle name, at least

usernames: we'll take turns asking questiopns, okaty? I asked the first, you can ask the next

I'll tell truth

Jet-Head: I don't feel like an inquisition session. i'm tired and stoned

usernames: okay then justa asnker my question

what is your middle name

wjat's with your obsession with tacos?

Jet-Head: randall

I have no obsession with tacos

usernames: you keep raving on about tacos

what's your favorite pokemon? I like Bumbus

do you like digimon?> I don't acer for them that much

do you ever watch the powdersnort girls? they 'ref unny

usernames: how many people are on your ICQ list? I have two

usernames: are you related tos ir scottsman?

usernames: hello???

usernames: HELLO?!?!?!

usernames: are you there?

usernames: HEEEEY!

Jet-Head: goddammit! SHUT UP!!!!!!

usernames: jeez, sorry, you wouldn't answer me, I thought you were hurt or something

don't worry me like that

Jet-Head: I was lighting another joint

usernames: my dad owns a hardware store

usernames: is it weird if you are attracted to your sister?

usernames: I am

usernames: I mean, I'm not attracted to your sister

Jet-Head: fucking hick. it's called incest and it sucks ass

usernames: I don't want to touch her though! that's sick!

usernames: why? how many times have you had incest with your sister? what's so bad about it?

Jet-Head: I don't have a fucking sister!!! jeez. stop aslog all these questions.

where exactly do you live anyway?

usernames: america-ish

tell me exactly where you live

Jet-Head: new jersey

usernames: no the city

Jet-Head: I move a lot

where do you live?

usernames: yeah I move around a lot too

I'm what you might call a rich guy because I have million dollars in the bank so I move around a lot, also

usernames: just a second, dad's calling me

Jet-Head: alright, now where do you fucking live?

usernames: new jersey

I live in Kalaladedro, New Jersie

where do you live? New Yourk New Jersier?

usernames: stupid dad spilled noodles I had to clasn them up

usernames: I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID TACOS

usernames: are you from The Order?

Jet-Head: SHUT UP!!! goddammit, stop pestering me

Jet-Head: of a sort, yes

usernames: I thought you wanted me company

usernames: The Order? Like fro Solder of Fortune? I beat SOF so many times I could kill god at it

usernames: do you know Kilus?

Jet-Head: what gave you that impression? i'm having a conversation with someone

usernames: do you know Kilus?

usernames: hello?

Jet-Head: yes

usernames: HELLO??

usernames: do you know his ICQ #?

Jet-Head: 65537362

usernames: thanks a lot

do you know Darth Patrick?

Jet-Head: I can't talk right now

usernames: WAIT WAIT!! hang up this phone and you'll be dead just like your mother!

Jet-Head: shut up already!

usernames: that was a quote from Scream

that is the best movieever

Jet-Head: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

usernames: what's wrong? do you not like my company?

Jet-Head: no, I do not like your company. i'm tired, stoned, talking to someone and I don't need you constantly questioning me every 2 seconds

usernames: I had this problem today I got an errectionn when I saw a gorilla

usernames: fine. I see I am no longer wanted here. Goodbye Jet. I hope you fulfill your taco fantasies

Jet-Head: I don't like fucking tacos

usernames: you told me you did? you said it's erotic

usernames: STOP PESTERING ME ABOUT YOUR STUPID TACO FANTASIES

Jet-Head: enough! shut up before I add you to my ignore list

usernames: there's a guy named bigdumbgeek who keeps asking me about skelitons

who is he? did you give him my UIN? he says you like tacos

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