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Storytelling

[the original]

well...on the way there it rained, and the additional hail and storm made visibility even worse but i managed to somehow arrive at my appointment..

after it was done and i drove back home i suddenly noticed this weird thing...a woman, almost undressed with only sexy clothes on, was sitting in a window, in some reddish purple light.
she was smiling very friendly as i passed by...

after i passed some more of those windows (mostly empty) it suddenly struck me!!!
i was passing through Arnhem's RED LIGHT DISTRICT!!!

i am STUPID...it took me a f*cking minute to realize they were prostitutes...hahaha

well, something like this can only happen to me, i guess...am i ignorant or just plain stupid?

Alderon

[the "director's cut"]

Well... on the way there it rained, and the additional hail and storm made visibility even worse but I managed to some how arrive at my Parents house.

Well at my parents house they tell me I have a sister 18 months older then me, that was put into adoption. They told me her name and I nearly died. My sister has the same name as my girlfriend.

After that was finished I drove back home I suddenly noticed this weird thing... a woman, almost undressed with only sexy clothes on, was sitting in a window, in some reddish purple light. She looked vaguely familiar.

She was smiling very friendly as I passed by and said "Five dollar sucky, sucky."

After I passed some more of those windows (mostly empty) it suddenly struck me!!!

I was passing through Arnhem's RED LIGHT DISTRICT!!!

So I had to go back to the whore whom I saw in the window. I gave her five dollars and she led me to an empty room and began sucking my Dick. It was about that time when I really swore that I had seen the stupid Hoe before.

Then it fucking hit me. I am so STUPID. It took me a fucking minute to realised the prostitute was my Girlfriend/sister...hahaha.

Right about this time 100 cops bust in the room. Apparently, they were doing a huge operation to stop the illegal prostitution. I tried to explain that the girl I was with was my sister. But they didn't believe me. I guess when you walk into a room and see some guy getting head from the chick, you automatic assume the chick is not a blood relative.

So after that I tried to simple explain that my sister is my girlfriend, only I didn't know she was my sister when we started going out, and it took me 5 minutes to work out the prostitute sucking my Dick was really my GF/sister.

So they throw us into jail at the back of the police station. So then, this big Black guy is giving me weird looks. Seeing as I'm Bi and all I used my half-gay perception and realised he wanted to rape my ass.

Now I have no problem with anal sex, sure I haven't had it before, but I have nothing against it. If I found the right guy, I would probably do it every night. But I have a very big problem with cheating on my girlfriend/sister. So when I dropped the soap in the shower I wasn't very impressed when the huge, fat and sweaty black guy shoved his 10 inches of manhood into my virgin ass. In fact, to show my dislike to his unwelcome act, I forced him to suck on my penis.

But now back to the awkward GF/sister thing, right after the showers I was able to see her for a few seconds. Now it appears she is carrying my baby. What the fuck?

All in a corse of a day I went from a normal enough guy with some gay fantasies to becoming trailer park thrash and got thrown in jail, were my ass got raped majority and now my fist nephew/niece is going to be my son/Daughter. How does that work out? I mean do I have buy one present as a dad and another as the child’ uncle at its’ birthday?

Well, something like this can only happen to me, I guess...am I ignorant or just plain stupid?

Not the real Alderon

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